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Shopping for The Dark Brotherhood

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'u SURE this is just for rats right' this is my argonian boy and hes called Bites-From-Throat but just Bites for short c: I can make more of these if ppl care/want me to, i have audio for a library version and a bakery version, audio is from a very very VERY old mitchell and webb sketch (wAAAAay before m+w look happened) i like watermarking now to help cope with my oversized ego and hubris, im sure ull understnad, im suffering from utubers disease uwu
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文力更 (2 years ago)
"PERSON-sized pet" was the line that did me in, in particular, if you were interested
The Prophecy of Tumblr (4 months ago)
I wasn't but okay.
Box Tank! (4 months ago)
Major Herecy I think it'd be an improvement to be honest....
Box Tank! (4 months ago)
文力更 Why do they DIE?!?!? Did me in.
文力更 o
JigglyGonardo (5 months ago)
Captain Toasty (1 day ago)
The fact the lizard man in a robe demanding poison isn't the weirdest thing in this video is a good sign.
BoneBreaker D (2 days ago)
Dunmer Warrior (2 days ago)
I hate to be a spoil sport but the Dark Brotherhood would never accept a contract on the Blackbriars. They are one of their most loyal customers.
Brandon Knecht (2 days ago)
Fantastic face XD
SCP 1471 - A (3 days ago)
*meanwhile I'm screaming my lungs out while fighting a dragon*
Myuni (6 days ago)
I can't believe this video is already 2 years old and still just as funny
Conor Winterburn (7 days ago)
Oh you made that synth ending thing
This is the best dark brotherhood ad i have ever seen
Doom guy (8 days ago)
Why you never send an argonion to shop for you
Derpy2AJ Gaming (9 days ago)
It’s funnier in 0.25 playback speed
skyrme mastr (9 days ago)
Xorras (12 days ago)
What about bakery one? Will you make it?
Kilo 7 (13 days ago)
And this is why the Home Depot has a restraining order for me
Yunus Emre GÖNÜL (14 days ago)
Cumberbatch is in dark brotherhood
unknownamus (16 days ago)
One of the best Monty Python skits.
“Do you do poison?” “Yes actually.” “Wot sort” “Oh uh..” “What’s it made of? What’s it do? Why do they die?” “Well I, I- uhhh..” “I mean could it kill a pet? Quite a large pet? A sort of almost, PerSon-SizEd pet?” “Ohh, I suppose..” “I mean what would it do to say, a fifty year old woman?” “Uh, that’s an interesting-“ “Would it dissolve her stomach and make her lungs bleed until she drowned??” “UHH—“ “Could it be detected in CasSerOle?” “Mmm, no, I guess not.” “What would it do to the face? Would it be *hideously* contorted?” “What would it do to THIS face? Would it come out in Pustules or a rash?” “Y-you see the thing is—“ “Have you got anything that affects FACES??” “Something that would make the skin melt. *PAINFULLY* “ “Ohh, no no.. that won’t do at all..” “What’re you saying?! I’ve just got pets at home! Rats at home, haven’t I?” *“What would that rake do to the human head? I mean would it go through he skull of just EMBED ITSELF in it?”* “...” “Have you got any battering spades!?” “W-wha-“ “BATTERING SPADES” *”FOR BATTERING A PERSON”* “Riiigghtt...” “Have you got any hammers that would SMASH BONE” “Take a look....” “SPOT ON” *screaming and death* “Oh.. Dear..”
ExplosiveWaffle (20 days ago)
Have you got any hammers that would smash *my pelvis?*
Voice Over Gaming (21 days ago)
Nick Valentine's voice is soothing
Kommandant Wolf (25 days ago)
That's basically how i shop in gun stores
Michael Brigance (25 days ago)
Spot on!
Jordie :P (1 month ago)
I killed the brother hood
Crispy Bee (1 month ago)
Doctor Lalve lead me here
Where is the one million likes button?
Jess Pope (1 month ago)
Please do more of these 😂😂😂
Reactonite Gamer (1 month ago)
Jack Attack (1 month ago)
(2 seconds into video) DO YOU DO POISON?! Me: *breaks into unstoppable laughter* (few seconds later) *ded*
Harry Guidotti (1 month ago)
Challenge: Sneak into a store without the cashier noticing and then pop up in front of register and shout "D'ya do POISON!?"
Kurt Tite (1 month ago)
Bruiser is where the audio is from
Wickermind (1 month ago)
dammit Nova, you made me spill my tea
PediculusPL (1 month ago)
P E R S O N - S I Z E D P E T
YummyAdamai (1 month ago)
This is still one of my favorite videos on YouTube. <3
sarah cunha (1 month ago)
Wtf am I watching?
Wright Bergesen (1 month ago)
Ape Shyt (1 month ago)
ei kannata kysyy (1 month ago)
*me in chemistry class*
Bucket Of Animations (1 month ago)
Pretty much.
bbilbo bags (1 month ago)
oh my GOD I found this video a couple months ago and forgot about it and I just found it again THANK YOU JESUS
Angry Brightheart (1 month ago)
Yes i'd like two Battering Spades please.
Alice Linheart (1 month ago)
I want him as a follower why isn't there a mod for this?
Abhishek Singh (1 month ago)
What do u mean rat????... You mean Skeever right?
This is funny. I like.
JagsB Online (2 months ago)
0:03 lmao he came outta nowhere 😂
mayhare 97 (2 months ago)
I lost it at the Maven poster
ChasmaHyena (2 months ago)
I just love the vampire argonian
Jakomi of the Rose (2 months ago)
I don't know why 0:03 make me laugh so hard. The way he just shows up is hilarious.
Don’tNoticeMe Please (2 months ago)
Is it just me, or does the shopper guy sound like Gordon Ramsay? Yeah, it’s just me isn’t it?
リリー (2 months ago)
Most of lines belethor says are from the game but I don't recognize some. ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SKYRIM VIDEOS YET.
Psycho Cat (2 months ago)
What's it made of? What's it do? WHY DO THEY DIE?!?!?!?
SketchyMemes (2 months ago)
I need this guy as a companion mod, ASAP.
The last Perpetual (2 months ago)
Incompetent AI (2 months ago)
bitch if you need poison you shoulda gone to the potion shop and if you needed stabby shit go to the blacksmith's why the fuck you in the general store
Incompetent AI (2 months ago)
but still shoulda gone to the potion shop
Zeroni (2 months ago)
What are you saying? He just has pets at home! RATS at home! doesn't he?
Ethaneckert29 (2 months ago)
So this is what working retail is like...
Tha Zvi (2 months ago)
Best crossover since infinity war
Sansmans4. Exe (2 months ago)
*battering spades*
SuperGalaxyDayton (2 months ago)
Ebony Nox (2 months ago)
Now imagine his best friend being an alchemist as they discuss poison and battering spades! Lol XD
The Nuclear Sheep (2 months ago)
uh NiCk?
WolfCrusader 935 (2 months ago)
“Do you have anything that that affects faces” lol
Mr. No Skin (2 months ago)
If Khajiit was an assasin, Khajiit would’ve asked the same thing.
ThatWeirdoJess (2 months ago)
It's been years why hasn't someone animated it...
Ned Ruse (2 months ago)
Is this Robert Webb?
Lauren Ng (2 months ago)
Hannah B (2 months ago)
Shelby Delirious (2 months ago)
Omfg that made my day LMAO xXD
Lorendrawn (2 months ago)
I absolutely adore this character.
Pat. (2 months ago)
Caffeine Rush (2 months ago)
This is why people with ADHD shouldn't become murderers.
pLanetstarBerry (2 months ago)
All the questions I ask when doing toxicology research for a murder mystery. Lol...
Me: daddy I found a psychotic lizard who seems to have a lot of questions about how people die from poison, can we keep him?
Raf Diamond (2 months ago)
That's perfect
I draw for a living ok (2 months ago)
My friend saw me watch this and this is how it went Him: what game is that me: uhhhh Skyrim Him: What's Skyrim? Me *WTF DID YOU JUST SAY, SKYRIM IS LIFE BOI IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT THEN GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND NEVER COME BACK UNTIL YOU PLAY IT!!!!!!*
Johnny Martin (2 months ago)
Soul Eater (2 months ago)
that's not dark brotherhood shopping, that's every customer at a hardware store on valentines day
hullfcaregreat (2 months ago)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=72s&v=EEyUeCyXl1Q original x3 XD
"Ah, but without a doubt, the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland is the volley of inane questions leveled at me on a regular basis." poor belethor
Joshua Olsen (2 months ago)
What would that rake do to the human head?
wk24 (2 months ago)
Coming up next: *shopping for the BoS*
Ech (2 months ago)
I want to animate this
JR McMahon (3 months ago)
This is my BaTtErInG sPaDe!
Radgamer 880 (3 months ago)
“Ooh dear”
Hamza Khaliq (3 months ago)
Is that Veezara's brother?
Heck Frick (3 months ago)
Have you got any *E G G*
J_Squatch (3 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q the og
Auburn Skies (3 months ago)
What would it do to THIS FACE?
spiritualmoonrise (3 months ago)
*This is completely accurate*
Tired Witch (3 months ago)
Aren't argonians venomous
Space Man (3 months ago)
Jeff Jefferson (3 months ago)
We all got those person sised pets
Wreav M'dama (3 months ago)
Why does the Argonian sound like Gordon Ramsey??
Emily Schnitt (3 months ago)
Maven Black-Briar XD
Alduin Turi (3 months ago)
0:06 WHY DO THEY DIE!!!😂😂😂
Frost 3D (3 months ago)
night raven (3 months ago)
This just instantly got my sub.
danny buttafuoco (3 months ago)
Hilarity in 55 seconds that is impressive.
Jon Jon JonJon Jon (3 months ago)
I was just talking about a dark brotherhood quest to a friend of mine, and this showed off...
Preston Downey (3 months ago)
I wanna go do this to an actual store clerk. Hopefully he has a sense of humor

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