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Key & Peele - Al Qaeda Meeting

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An Al Qaeda member grills his associates on why they've been unable to blow up an airplane in over a decade.
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Scoobs (23 hours ago)
If this video was made today YouTube would have deleted it and people would report it and Comedy Central would get deleted
Kat Tec (1 day ago)
That move Key made when they started singing had me laughing nonstop.
Kelvin Brookes (2 days ago)
1:57 smh
Nate W (4 days ago)
Wouldn’t it be funny if one of them was a mole who was basically texting their plans to the TSA the whole time?
Jasvin Sandhu (5 days ago)
The song at the beginning of the video hahaha 😂
Dominix Waters (5 days ago)
These guys can play any role.
Deeq Adan (8 days ago)
Damm
hustlinjustin (9 days ago)
I have never been on a plane
Makaveli ٰ (9 days ago)
What’s TSC?
Nevalith (10 days ago)
Oh man...this video takes on a whole new meaning after you watch Peele's movie "Get out"...now you see why The main charcters friend in that movie works for TSA..and how he figures it all out..Oh man TSA...they know all!
Jerry Williams (10 days ago)
It's so ironic that people continue to point fingers elsewhere when the real terrorists is the US Government lol.
Haruki Kodama (11 days ago)
I wouldnt kid
Vishwadeep Sonawane (11 days ago)
Best part 2:44 😂
Bekim Vata (12 days ago)
He sounds Mexican
Tigger the cat (12 days ago)
😂
These mothers of devils! Lmao
Al snack barrrrr!
TinyTony Mofo (13 days ago)
“ something funny said in the video” 😂😂😂omg I’m dead lolololol😂😂😂😂I’m literally screaming😂😂😂
The only thing Al-Qaeda members can be happy about is that they aren't the blacks in America.
hahahaha its funny how they say fuck
최정한 (16 days ago)
DEVILS!
John Martin (18 days ago)
American Airports have single handedly ruined the flying experience for everyone, including terrorists!
zepcrazyfre (20 days ago)
TSA sucks ass. More importantly, they know this..and couldn't care less.
Gimme Head (20 days ago)
How can nigga join Al qaeda?
Mohmedel Elyas (21 days ago)
I hope you searsh abou real Islam EX why many black pepople in America inter Islam
Kini Okash (22 days ago)
R.i.p Osama Bin Laden
Nactic (24 days ago)
i have 5 muslims they are a very good
Gonzales Frederic (27 days ago)
Exactly this: bearded benighted dirty inbred in caves.
Dionak Gammer (29 days ago)
They have Indian accent. They are afghani so they have Indian accent
Virgilio Villacorta (1 month ago)
TS MotherF'in A. We handle Sh*. That's what we do. Consider this situation F'in handled.
jason miraz (1 month ago)
"U know its like they are in our heads. "
hamada (1 month ago)
u r my brazer , brazer
Tome4kkkk (1 month ago)
Could anyone point me to a non-keyandpeele sketch where a group of three (?) terrorists (including woman) is tasked with airplane suicide attack but they were assigned to first class seats? :)
Deel2506 (1 month ago)
"Let's give him a shot" lol
Henry Zhang (1 month ago)
sounds like the Zohan movie.
MsSniper78 (1 month ago)
Cia meeting lmaoo
Christian Baldwin (1 month ago)
Holy shit im watching this on 9/11
Angel Valdez (1 month ago)
Yeah only thing alqueda and I could agree is that tsa are jack asses
TheJadeFist (1 month ago)
no mention of nail clippers, am dissapoint
A. Royden D'souza (1 month ago)
Laptop bombs😂😂
A. Royden D'souza (1 month ago)
😂😂😂😂
Abbadon Gaming (1 month ago)
2:44 Lmao
Saddam Mohd (1 month ago)
hello make a video about me
Aleph Null (1 month ago)
The most hardcore satire I've ever watched.
Tajver T (1 month ago)
I'm a Muslim and I laughed so hard that milk almost came out of my nose! LMAO😂😂😂
TheTraffic247 (1 month ago)
The stereotypes and american ignorance is funnier than the skit.
moin khan (1 month ago)
😂😂😂😂
Michael Marquez (1 month ago)
Hahaha
Armon Mitchell (1 month ago)
Wrong on so many levels
Kel Green (1 month ago)
Yeah, Take Scissors Away stole my brand new hair gel. But I felt SO protected because I knew that I wasn't going to blow up the plane with 8 ounces of hair gel being at the airport instead. 😡😡
107uptown (1 month ago)
This is gold.
Lilgravyvert (1 month ago)
3k Muslims disliked
Michael Rogers (1 month ago)
Tsa strike fear into my heart witht their polyester shirts. Why are we sending troops when we can be sending tsa people??
Six O'Clock (1 month ago)
TS-motherfuckin' A
Makemedulan Maleman (2 months ago)
Sounds like mexican
Omer mirza (2 months ago)
Are these jews depicted in this video? i did not even smiled, racisim is one thing and insult to one's religion ! Why and what athiests of fucking nation of fucking america. Thr most bastard and fornicating nation to exist ever!
Ilham Muhiddin (1 month ago)
can't tell if your joking or not lol
Liam Guyot (2 months ago)
glass measurement later congress round poverty sentence net tongue garage welfare.
Victor Popov (2 months ago)
Well at least the TSA doesnt make us wear seatbelts while we on the toilet
shane (2 months ago)
the voice cracks I’m wheEZINGGG
Ahmad Alsariera (2 months ago)
Idiots, Alqaeda not an arabs
sharksandsheep (2 months ago)
Rod from T-S-motherfuckin'-A will always be there to handle the terries.
Jon k (2 months ago)
Is that the elf from Santa Clause
EXPOSE HIM (2 months ago)
I thought this would be super racist but this was funny as hell 😂😂
Ranger alpha (2 months ago)
The terrorist are low-key learned a from by watching this. Hahaha 😂😂
Zion Kashani (2 months ago)
"the dmg is incalculalball"
Cristian Espinoza (2 months ago)
They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don't give a fck , lmao yeah right , no extremist even know that expression lmao
DylanTheSmylan (2 months ago)
You know two of them could get on the plan, and have 6.8 ounces, cuz each of them will bring on 3.4 ounces.
Liam (2 months ago)
The T.S. motherfucking A.
Ysser Punk vampire (2 months ago)
I love the song at the beginning 💚
grouperslayer20 (2 months ago)
I’m sure this has happened in real life
Boss Ml (2 months ago)
It’s not even funny so boring unsubscribe 👎
Pyrozen 52 (2 months ago)
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Vintage/Indie AL (2 months ago)
Two things that can make fun of anything and get away with it: Key and Peele and Family Guy.
Moosa Khan (2 months ago)
This video is racist
Joseph Stalin (2 months ago)
Draxx them terries
pushkaruefa (2 months ago)
When they break into the song HAHAHA I'm dying XD XD!! 2:38
Carl Evans (2 months ago)
2:56 "Then don't be!" HAHAHAHA!
John Doe (2 months ago)
Im no genious, but can someone at TSA explain to me how all these rules work, if the terrorists just sent 5 or 10 guys on the same plane with the 3.4oz bottles filled with the liquid they need or toothpaste in the travel size allowed. And so lets just say the 5 guys minimum, so 5 times 3.4 oz equals 17oz. Then travel size toothpaste is .85 oz , times 5 equals 4.25 oz. And one just has to bring an empty 1 liter bottle of water they can use, or a empty metal thermist bottle and put all the contents in it. So my point is non of the current rules help at all if they come with 5 people or 10. Its a loop hole. So i say this because, the rules are stupid because of the scenario i just put forth. To fix this loophole problem is to ban 100% all liquids and makeup and any material in any container period. No lipstick , no make up, no snacks. Nothing that can be a fake material disguised as food or makeup or powders. Just 100% ban on all liquids and solids in any size container or package period. A tiny salt or pepper packet can be used to hide crap in by 5 or 10 bad guys and opened and mixed in an empty water bottle or empty theremes bottle. So ban all liquids and any material in any and all containers of any sort period. The only exception to the rule is diabetics can bring there insulin bottles and insulin pens. And any body with legit medical issues and need there medicines or pills. But, they need to send in all the prescriptions to the airport and airlines and tsa a month in advance. And there doctors info snd number. So TSA can do there work to make sure its all legit. So i propose banning all liquids and any substance or materials period. And no empty containers. Just saying PS: and terrorists who really are diabetics or sick can hide crap in the insulin bottles and hide crap fake pills in there pill bottles. So they will have the flight crew or TSA have to have chemical testing kits to do test to test the liquid in the insulin bottles or insulin pens and to test the pills to see there legit or not. Thats how you make it safer to fly. Your welcome. ✌️
Nabeelah Dasoo (2 months ago)
This was very funny. It realy was but stuff like this is where people get the idea of terror and assosiate it only with muslims and everyone who looks like that. I though it was kinda disrespectful to play the quraan(even if it might have been an immitation) while they talk about such horrid things. I love key and peele but this was kinda upsetting.
Andy's Shop (2 months ago)
Lol it makes fun of 2 things at the same time
muhmd whdan (2 months ago)
its like u been living .....here
kevin barrientos (2 months ago)
In few months time they captured tony stark
Plqskov (2 months ago)
Im from the TSA and i find this video hilarious!
Hector Arredondo (2 months ago)
Because al qaeda are such rules followers
Obsidian (2 months ago)
3:21 did they just say OMG?😂
John Martin (2 months ago)
These guys remind me of the aliens from signs
Nao Reece (2 months ago)
The first 20 seconds that voice break when he says ‘brothers’ 😂
EDOGZ818 (3 months ago)
Yo! Which one of these Mo'Fo's is more talented? I can't tell.
Jonathan Morris (3 months ago)
The red-hatted character sounds like Mr Myagi from Karate Kid 😂
Andrei Schnittke (3 months ago)
О, щайтан
big kahuna burger (3 months ago)
I'm TS motherfucking A we handle shit, it's what we do. Consider this situation fucking handled.
Victor De Neverle (3 months ago)
Look at all these triggered arab goat fuckers
Onetazien (2 months ago)
Everyone is laughing, who is triggered other than molester enablers?
Giggidygiggidy12 (3 months ago)
Elite force...lmao!!!
Lucifer Morningstar (3 months ago)
It's like you've been living in uh, uh here. Lol
Born Winner (3 months ago)
Rotfl
This is funny because it is true. The inconvenience that frequent flyers go through because of some dirty uneducated goat fuckers...
Born Winner (3 months ago)
Максим Щербань a chem trail is what your momma leave behind when she takes off her clothes 😔
Born Winner (3 months ago)
Максим Щербань It's arabic for air polluter
What the fuck is a 'chem trail'? :)
Born Winner (3 months ago)
Максим Щербань They should all just grow up & become chem trail pilots.
Isaiah Jones (3 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dalitso Phiri (3 months ago)
Anti terrorist commandos 😂😂😂
NewYorkRangers 1994 (3 months ago)
I guess its time to watch this again... I heve not laughed this hard in years
The Flash (3 months ago)
TSA-the stupid idiots

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