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Key & Peele - Al Qaeda Meeting

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An Al Qaeda member grills his associates on why they've been unable to blow up an airplane in over a decade.
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Ahmad Alsariera (2 days ago)
Idiots, Alqaeda not an arabs
sharksandsheep (4 days ago)
Rod from T-S-motherfuckin'-A will always be there to handle the terries.
Jon k (4 days ago)
Is that the elf from Santa Clause
EXPOSE HIM (4 days ago)
I thought this would be super racist but this was funny as hell 😂😂
Ranger alpha (5 days ago)
The terrorist are low-key learned a from by watching this. Hahaha 😂😂
Zion Kashani (6 days ago)
"the dmg is incalculalball"
Cristian Espinoza (8 days ago)
They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don't give a fck , lmao yeah right , no extremist even know that expression lmao
DylanTheSmylan (8 days ago)
You know two of them could get on the plan, and have 6.8 ounces, cuz each of them will bring on 3.4 ounces.
Liam (9 days ago)
The T.S. motherfucking A.
Ysser Punk vampire (9 days ago)
I love the song at the beginning 💚
grouperslayer20 (10 days ago)
I’m sure this has happened in real life
Boss Ml (11 days ago)
It’s not even funny so boring unsubscribe 👎
Pyrozen 52 (11 days ago)
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Vintage/Indie AL (12 days ago)
Two things that can make fun of anything and get away with it: Key and Peele and Family Guy.
Moosa Khan (12 days ago)
This video is racist
Joseph Stalin (13 days ago)
Draxx them terries
pushkaruefa (13 days ago)
When they break into the song HAHAHA I'm dying XD XD!! 2:38
Carl Evans (14 days ago)
2:56 "Then don't be!" HAHAHAHA!
John Doe (15 days ago)
Im no genious, but can someone at TSA explain to me how all these rules work, if the terrorists just sent 5 or 10 guys on the same plane with the 3.4oz bottles filled with the liquid they need or toothpaste in the travel size allowed. And so lets just say the 5 guys minimum, so 5 times 3.4 oz equals 17oz. Then travel size toothpaste is .85 oz , times 5 equals 4.25 oz. And one just has to bring an empty 1 liter bottle of water they can use, or a empty metal thermist bottle and put all the contents in it. So my point is non of the current rules help at all if they come with 5 people or 10. Its a loop hole. So i say this because, the rules are stupid because of the scenario i just put forth. To fix this loophole problem is to ban 100% all liquids and makeup and any material in any container period. No lipstick , no make up, no snacks. Nothing that can be a fake material disguised as food or makeup or powders. Just 100% ban on all liquids and solids in any size container or package period. A tiny salt or pepper packet can be used to hide crap in by 5 or 10 bad guys and opened and mixed in an empty water bottle or empty theremes bottle. So ban all liquids and any material in any and all containers of any sort period. The only exception to the rule is diabetics can bring there insulin bottles and insulin pens. And any body with legit medical issues and need there medicines or pills. But, they need to send in all the prescriptions to the airport and airlines and tsa a month in advance. And there doctors info snd number. So TSA can do there work to make sure its all legit. So i propose banning all liquids and any substance or materials period. And no empty containers. Just saying PS: and terrorists who really are diabetics or sick can hide crap in the insulin bottles and hide crap fake pills in there pill bottles. So they will have the flight crew or TSA have to have chemical testing kits to do test to test the liquid in the insulin bottles or insulin pens and to test the pills to see there legit or not. Thats how you make it safer to fly. Your welcome. ✌️
Nabeelah Dasoo (18 days ago)
This was very funny. It realy was but stuff like this is where people get the idea of terror and assosiate it only with muslims and everyone who looks like that. I though it was kinda disrespectful to play the quraan(even if it might have been an immitation) while they talk about such horrid things. I love key and peele but this was kinda upsetting.
Crisp Cuts Landscaping (18 days ago)
Lol it makes fun of 2 things at the same time
muhmd whdan (18 days ago)
its like u been living .....here
kevin barrientos (18 days ago)
In few months time they captured tony stark
Plqskov (19 days ago)
Im from the TSA and i find this video hilarious!
Hector Arredondo (19 days ago)
Because al qaeda are such rules followers
Obsidian (20 days ago)
3:21 did they just say OMG?😂
John Martin (24 days ago)
These guys remind me of the aliens from signs
Nao Reece (24 days ago)
The first 20 seconds that voice break when he says ‘brothers’ 😂
EDOGZ818 (28 days ago)
Yo! Which one of these Mo'Fo's is more talented? I can't tell.
Jonathan Morris (29 days ago)
The red-hatted character sounds like Mr Myagi from Karate Kid 😂
Andrei Schnittke (29 days ago)
О, щайтан
big kahuna burger (30 days ago)
I'm TS motherfucking A we handle shit, it's what we do. Consider this situation fucking handled.
Victor De Neverle (1 month ago)
Look at all these triggered arab goat fuckers
Onetazien (19 days ago)
Everyone is laughing, who is triggered other than molester enablers?
Giggidygiggidy12 (1 month ago)
Elite force...lmao!!!
Lucifer Morningstar (1 month ago)
It's like you've been living in uh, uh here. Lol
Born Winner (1 month ago)
This is funny because it is true. The inconvenience that frequent flyers go through because of some dirty uneducated goat fuckers...
Born Winner (1 month ago)
Максим Щербань a chem trail is what your momma leave behind when she takes off her clothes 😔
Born Winner (1 month ago)
Максим Щербань It's arabic for air polluter
What the fuck is a 'chem trail'? :)
Born Winner (1 month ago)
Максим Щербань They should all just grow up & become chem trail pilots.
Isaiah Jones (1 month ago)
Dalitso Phiri (1 month ago)
Anti terrorist commandos 😂😂😂
NewYorkRangers 1994 (1 month ago)
I guess its time to watch this again... I heve not laughed this hard in years
The Flash (1 month ago)
TSA-the stupid idiots
Aniket Joshi (1 month ago)
I died when they started singing and dancing 😂
Mr_Salty 101 (1 month ago)
“They act like they are overweight employees and don’t give a FUCK” I’m dead 😂
RaKuu (1 month ago)
Lmao arabs are super racist against blacks. I know it's a funny skit, but Jordan would've been executed.
yevgeni10 (29 days ago)
They are considered to be second class citizens in those countries.
Captain Nemo (1 month ago)
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? There are Arabs that are Black too. Have you ever lived in an Arab country?
Code Name Teddy (1 month ago)
Basically making fun of tsa being so strict but thanking them to 😂😂 well played
Frank The Rabbit (1 month ago)
That dude from Santa Claus with Tim Allen lol
Rampant Obesity (1 month ago)
Wow. Found one i didn't know yet
Alex Fruge (1 month ago)
This is great
Ayélé Mensah (1 month ago)
I like to think that somewhere, one of the extras likes to snatch some props and has a beautifully framed picture of Bin Laden at his place and struggles to explain it to anyone who visits.
ronny lopez (1 month ago)
"S s sneak in here for a minute.." 😂
TheClimbTo1 (1 month ago)
Casey Levins (1 month ago)
This was tasteless...and hilarious.
Muhammed Alanazi (1 month ago)
أهلي في بوادي الأرض هاموا 👏👏👏 والله حلوه الغنيه
Rose Ann Selvana (1 month ago)
They should watch get out.. Tsa saved the day
The BoRbZ (1 month ago)
Liquehide nitrohygiene, then it was a hummus..
V12ish (1 month ago)
After seeing, I don't think I wanna join Al Qaeda anymore. This looks very stressful lmfaooooo
Raymond Wu (1 month ago)
Dat white dude is doing Russian accent LMAO
fa.sh_ (1 month ago)
Any arabs started singing with them? No just me ..ok
Derrick Moses (1 month ago)
plot twist the tsa are a bunch of trained monkees
Umbrella Sound (1 month ago)
Вот откуда Поперечный собственный скетч спиздил. Но канеша это все совпадения, ага.
Epic (1 month ago)
Should be played in every airport after at checkin gates.
Dylan Pritchard (1 month ago)
This skit is brilliant
Tommy Bowman (1 month ago)
Mothers of devils
Ryan H (1 month ago)
"Mothers of devils" hahahaha
Gio Escalante (1 month ago)
yo I died at 1:38 😂
Fuck Osama bin Laden I hope that basterd burns in hell
How funny, some of us believe a group of cavemans capable of causing 9/11. LOL
Pusat Pakar Psikologi Jiwadamai dont disrespect cavemen.
Bishal Timung (2 months ago)
Many didn't get the joke they were making fun of the airport security.
Yuuf Eternal (2 months ago)
"They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don't give a fuck," the writing of Key and Peele is amazing, but that guy sold that line. Lol. Who is that guy?
peterr Jacobs (2 months ago)
And that's how their great grandfathers met lol
khalid sweg (2 months ago)
what is being said at the start
jake the masked gamer (2 months ago)
Yuva Y (2 months ago)
Yeah, Airlines’ need to fucking realize this
Innocent A (2 months ago)
that is the genius of Luis Suarez
Jana Tarek (2 months ago)
Like I’m Muslim and Egyptian and the vid is so funny but I’m not like the people who kill or something like that and I shouldn’t talk about it cuz I’m 11 years old
Jana Tarek (2 months ago)
No no no pls I like the vid but the people no they r killers and kidnapped people
Rage Studios (2 months ago)
sVlog559 (2 months ago)
Im no terrorist
Sarah Coram (2 months ago)
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LEGOAT JAMES (2 months ago)
Sarah Coram no
ShadowCat (2 months ago)
Clearly this is a prequel to Get Out.
CashOut GABE (2 months ago)
Are these rules actually real?
Fred Koskey (2 months ago)
Damn you TSA!😂😂😂
USA worst than alqaeda Killing Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan and Guantanamo for example All made by USA They will pay for it Because God never forget
shock jockey (22 days ago)
Get a life retard. Stop blaming everything on the US.
Choy Bisnar (2 months ago)
The Dictator 2 looks good.
Raphael Jogezai (2 months ago)
Soo funny I forgot to laugh lol wtf is this
Ichijo Festival (2 months ago)
Jus' saying... those fuckers in Los Angeles have *still* got my toothpaste.
THE SPECIAL ONE (2 months ago)
Yorrrr gatt to be kidding me arrre u kidddding me😂
Ismael Ramirez (2 months ago)
Where is the part where Stewie Griffin kills them all?
Mark Eurenz Cabusas (3 months ago)
2:16 aaaaaaaaahkkkkkkqqqhhhhalid if i may
Mark Eurenz Cabusas The sound you are making is called "Kh"
Shibby (3 months ago)
Byron Montesflores (3 months ago)
@2:45 dead ass sounds like the songs they cheer to 😂😂
JoeyF Bank (3 months ago)
TSA is a joke 😂😂
Pigston (3 months ago)
I wouldn't kid
David L (3 months ago)
Alan Malcheski (3 months ago)
these two ugly fucks make jokes about fucking children. May their balls leave this earth before they do.
RedBean (3 months ago)
I watch this every time before going to the airport. It makes me feel better.
Kiara Black (3 months ago)
Bruddahs, do you know da wae?
Utkarsh. Arora (3 months ago)
Get me another pair of comedians who can bash the TSA and Al-Qaeda in the same video.
Benjamin Franklin Gates (3 months ago)
Curse the brilliant TSA 😂bruh
moan (3 months ago)
Bounce boogie and bump

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